MIT Scandal: Everything is Bulls$&t and other not-so-dramatic realizations

“Did you hear?”
“About?” I yawn.
“The news god damn it.”
“No, no, no, no.” I yawn again, this time it lasts several seconds. “I’m just getting up.”
“Well this lady at MIT, she lied.”
“Uh-huh.”
“Turns out she maybe can’t even read.”
“Illiterate type huh,” I plop down in front of the computer, “What is she the chancellor, president?”
“No, no Director [...]